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  I SIGNED UP FOR FREE TOYS—BUT WHAT I GOT WASN’T ON ANY LIST

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  MY POSTER WON THE CONTEST—BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY

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  I THOUGHT THE PROGRAM WAS JUST ANOTHER SCHOOL THING—UNTIL HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE

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  I WAS ACCUSED OF STEALING A BIKE—BUT HE KNEW THE TRUTH

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  MY DAUGHTER WOULDN’T TALK TO ANYONE—UNTIL THE “DOG DETECTIVE” SHOWED UP

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  MY LITTLE BROTHER WORE A SPIDER-MAN SUIT TO FEEL BRAVE—AND THEY TREATED HIM LIKE A HERO

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  HE FOUND MY SON WALKING ALONE WITH A STUFFED DOG—AND DIDN’T CALL CPS

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  I NEVER TRUSTED COPS—UNTIL HE SHOWED UP IN A DOG COSTUME

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  I WAS HIDING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM WHEN SHE FOUND ME

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  I FAILED MY DRIVING TEST—BUT THE OFFICER GAVE ME SOMETHING I DIDN’T EXPECT

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  I ARGUED WITH THE OFFICER WHO LATER SERVED MY FAMILY LUNCH

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  HE CALLED 911 BECAUSE HE WAS HUNGRY—AND THEN SHE SHOWED UP