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  The Biker At The Bus Stop Was Staring At Me. I Wasn’t The One In Danger.

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  The New Recruit Knew My Wife’s Name. I Broke Into His Footlocker.

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  The Veteran Bullied Me Over A Photo Of My Wife. Then I Found His Old Police File.

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  The Camp Dog Snapped At The New “chaplain.” I Looked At The Priest’s Boots.

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  We All Loved The New Guy. Then His Bible Fell Out Of His Locker.

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  The Drill Sergeant Slept With A Teddy Bear. I Stole It To Mock Him. It Weighed Five Pounds.

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  We Mocked The Old Supply Sergeant. Then The General Arrived And Saluted Him.

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  The Bikers Cornered My Sick Grandfather. The Leader Saw His Arm And Dropped The Tire Iron.

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  The Bikers Blocked My Grandpa’s Car. Then They Saw His Forearm.

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  I Came Home Early From A Business Trip. I Found My Daughter Barefoot In The Snow And A New Lock On The Nursery Door.

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  I Found My Daughter Freezing In The Yard. The Real Horror Was Behind My Son’s Locked Door.

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  The Mall Cop Told Me To “calm Down.” The Biker Gang Blocked The Interstate.