“She Couldn’t Even Get A Date,” My Dad Yelled—Then He Shoved Me Into The Fountain. The Guests Clapped. Soaking Wet, I Smiled And Said, “Don’t Forget This Moment.” Twenty Minutes Later, Headlights Cut Through The Courtyard… And Every Face Went White
“She Couldn’t Even Get a Date,” My Dad Yelled—Then He Shoved Me Into the Fountain.…